Friday, November 12, 2010

Letters Of Intent


Happy Friday everyone! I hope you all had a great week and are looking forward to a nice relaxing weekend! My brain is still trying to process a lot of stuff but I am feeling much less overwhelmed. I got a new book to start and I think that will help.


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Dear Stores,

Really, Christmas music already? You seem to have forgotten something. It's a little holiday I like to call Thanksgiving. Now, I am totally excited for the Christmas season too, but I don't think it is really nice to just skip Thanksgiving. I really like Thanksgiving and all the cute decorations. I do not like going straight from scary Halloween stuff to Christmas trees! Chill out already!

Sincerly,

Big Fan of The Holidays Going In Chronological Order

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Dear Thanksgiving,

I can't wait to see you! I love your family gatherings and delicious food! Just thinking about you causes me to gain weight, and ya' know what.... I'm totally ok with that. You are so worth it. Try not to get your feelings hurt by everyone trying to skip you. They don't mean it.

Love,

One of Your Biggest Fans!

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Dear You-Know-Who,

The cookie dough was a great gift. We really love it. In fact, we love it too much. I am blaming you for my weight gain, just so you know. 3 tubs? 3 GIANT tubs? Really? I can't resist it! My inner fat kid just can't stop! For Christmas I am going to bake you a ridiculous amount of cookies.... if there is any left! Excuse me while I go have a spoon of cookie dough.....

Sincerely,

Fat and Happy

8 comments:

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

I so agree with you, I love Thanksgiving and it needs to be celebrated first. Thanksgiving is a wonderful day!

Heather said...

I agree with the Christmas thing, of course. Thanksgiving, then Christmas.

Step away from the cookie dough. Better yet, drive it a half mile down the road and dump it on *someones* front porch, then drive away.

LaVonne @ Long Wait said...

Fat and Happy just made me LOL. Thanks for sharing these. They are too funny.

Our local Sears had Christmas trees up and decorated in the beginning of October!

Pretty soon it will be September.

Blessings and Happy Weekend!

Brandi said...

Oh girl, I've been having dreams about Thanksgiving! I can't wait!!!

Foursons said...

My birthday is usually on or right around Thanksgiving so I always look forward to my big birthday meal.

3 tubs of cookie dough? Do you need my address?

Thanks for linking up!

Tiffany said...

Feel free to send those cookies my way! I will emotional eat for anyone right now!

Rachel said...

Should I be grateful that you have possession of the cookie dough right now? Because it wouldn't last long around here!

Well, just think of it this way, three less things to pack, right? hee hee!

HeatherOz said...

yummmmmmmmmm! I LOVE cookie dough! Do you think I can talk my hubby in to going to the store?