Friday, March 16, 2012

Letters Of Intent

Dear Toddler Years,

If you begin with the word "terrible" you are not aloud in this house. Ever. I refuse to let you drag me down. Go ahead and pack your bags and GET OUT!


The Mommy Who Can't Take Much More


Dear Disney,

You never disappoint. I am smitten with you and that is no secret. When I die I want to be cremated and scattered all over Magic Kingdom. I wish I was kidding. Sigh.


The One Who Can't Get Enough


Dear Single Parenting,

You suck and I do not look forward to the next two weeks I have of you. Especially considering the current stages my dear children are in at the moment. Please be nice to me...


Tired Just Thinking About You

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