Friday, March 16, 2012
Letters Of Intent
Dear Toddler Years,
If you begin with the word "terrible" you are not aloud in this house. Ever. I refuse to let you drag me down. Go ahead and pack your bags and GET OUT!
Sincerely,
The Mommy Who Can't Take Much More
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Dear Disney,
You never disappoint. I am smitten with you and that is no secret. When I die I want to be cremated and scattered all over Magic Kingdom. I wish I was kidding. Sigh.
Love,
The One Who Can't Get Enough
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Dear Single Parenting,
You suck and I do not look forward to the next two weeks I have of you. Especially considering the current stages my dear children are in at the moment. Please be nice to me...
Sincerely,
Tired Just Thinking About You
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