Thursday, September 30, 2010

Letters Of Intent


Friday already? Wow. I guess that means it's time for some fantastic letters of intent! Hop on over to Julie's blog for lots of more great letters! There really is no other way to start off your weekend!


Dear Time,

Seriously. October? Already? What are you trying to do to me? I am begging you to slow down! You are going so fast that I can't keep up. I want so desperately to sit and hold Jayce and look at his baby face forever. I am deeply missing my 2 year old needing me to feed her, carry her around everywhere and soothe her. I miss being able to feel them in my womb and knowing they were safe and sound in there. I'm not telling you to put the brakes on and come to a screeching halt. I'm simply asking you to tap the breaks a bit. Just tap them enough to make a month feel more like a month felt when you were a kid in school and less like a week. Please?

Signed,

The Lady Who Has The Wind Blown Look From How Fast You Are Moving

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Dear Self,

Do you know how silly you look to your bloggy friends and readers? Please re-read your posts before you post them! Your spelling is atrocious! Just a hint.... when that red squiggle is under a word, picking the first word on the suggestion list is not always the best... sometimes it is just throwing things out there because you spelled it so wrong it has no clue what you were looking for! Not only that, your grammatical errors are terrible too. I know people told you that " leaving out small words while writing" is a sign of being smart, but they lied. And you were gullible enough to believe them. Oh honey, just slow down! You type posts about as fast as time flies. So, why don't you re-read this and check it for errors? Your aren't going to, are you? You are just gonna push "publish post" the second you finish, huh? Well, can't blame me for trying!

Sincerely,

The Woman With Little Patience Who Did Terrible In English

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Dear House,

Can you grow a little bit? Maybe if I water you? Plus as some fertilizer? Any chance whatsoever that you may sprout another 600 squared feet? Even 300.... an extra closet? Anything? Sigh. I didn't think so. Worth a shot I guess. Don't you worry little house. We are going to get up in that attic and give you a good Fall cleaning soon. I promise. I will also go through all of your closets, cabinets, drawers, nooks and crannies. I am ready to, yet again, get rid of things we don't need and use. I am also stoked to scrub you from top to bottom so that I can almost hear you shine! Shivers. It's going to be great! You may be tiny, but you are cozy and I am glad we have you! But if you ever did decide to grow, we wouldn't mind one bit.

Love,

Your Owner Who Loves You Even Though You Seem To Be Shrinking

8 comments:

Emmy said...

Great letters! And yes time is going too fast...but at the same time some weeks just seem to drag on forever, strange how it works that way.

Tiffany said...

Ugh. I am with you on the time thing. Not fun at all!

Every time the house feels too small, I start attacking closets with trash bags. I am a total purger.

Brandi said...

Girl, it would be nice if we all had bloggy proof-readers. HA! I make terrible errors all the time. My problem is homophones (words that sound the same, but have different meanings). It makes me look like an idiot, but I type so fast my brain and fingers don't communicate all the time. ;)

We have a tiny house too, but I love it. Funny... I do more fall cleaning than spring cleaning. I always to a huge purge and clean this time of year, and boy do we need it! :) Have fun cleaning!

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

I am horrible at grammer, wordpress has made it easier. My hubby proof reads alot.

I also wish time would slow down but it always seems to go faster when we have kids sigh.

Foursons said...

Isn't it funny how time is so slow when we're kids and as adults we can't seem to keep up? I hate that I pay my mortgage and then it seems to be due again before I can blink.

I need to clean my house too, but I need a nap first. :)

Thanks for linking up, good luck w/that house growing thing.

Kameron said...

My house is going to grow...but not until Feb. I am regaining control of our basement when our in-laws move out, so that will be a huge relief. I hear you on space. it never seems like there is enough! I just popped over from Julie's blog. Your kiddos are super cute!! Happy Friday.

Heather said...

I like your spelling ;)

HeatherOz said...

Aw, kids and their stuff! Always accumulating! I have the hardest time getting rid of stuff too! Can you say 'Hoarder'?