Friday, September 3, 2010

Letters Of Intent


Happy Friday bloggy buddies! I hope you all have a fabulous weekend! I know we plan on it! Don't forget to check out Julie's blog for more letters of intent!


Dear Jayce,

I know you like the thought of being in my belly, but you really can't go back where you came from....

I know this is your "happy place" but you have to realize son that being 4'8" tall makes this not so fun for Mommy. Don't worry, I still love you!

Love,

Your Very Short Mommy Who Can't Wear You Around All The Time

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Dear Hubster,

I am just as excited as you are about your 5 day weekend! No really! I am! That means I get to see your handsome face for 5 whole days! Which, by the way, I would prefer you to shave that handsome face at least once, possibly twice, during this fabulous mini vacation. Thanks in advanced Babe!

Love,

Your Wife Who Is Not Fond Of Facial Hair

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Dear Self,

Stop thinking about food ALL THE TIME. It is just making this whole cutting back portions, eating healthier food and working out so much harder! Watching Food Network is not the best idea either. It would be better if you didn't watch any food programs actually. There are only 18 days until vacation... that means 18 days until bathing suit time.... so get it together, would ya?

Sincerely,

The Lady Who Wants Her Mouth To Not Water At The Thought Of A Coke

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Dear Ebay Purchaser,

When you hit the Buy It Now button and hit Commit To Buy, it kinda means you have to buy it! Ignoring my emails is just rude. You are really bringing me down off of my Ebay selling high. You stink.

Signed,

The Lady Who Reported You To Ebay And Is Gonna Leave You HORRIBLE Feedback

8 comments:

Shana said...

Hi, saw your link at Julie's! Glad i checked it out because i cracked up at your letters. I love the one about the facial hair. I am so there with you. What is it with crappy ebayers anyway??

Emmy said...

I must admit I like the three day scruffy look on my husband, anymore and no way, I am done.

Foursons said...

Wow a 5 day weekend sounds amazing! Enjoy your time.

My youngest would go back in my womb if he could and he's 6. I think some kids are just made that way.

Good luck w/the continued weight loss, I'm sure you are doing great.

Thanks for linking up!

Beth Zimmerman said...

Heavens I wish I had 5 days! But I will be content with 3! Sorta! :)

Tiffany said...

You don't like facial hair? That is so sad! Facial hair is just about the best thing in the world! But, I am biased. Daddy, Hubby, & Papa-In-Love all have some form of facial hair or another. Enjoy your super long weekend!

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

I don't like facial hair on my husband either so I understand. A five day weekend enjoy and have fun!

HeatherOz said...

ooohh! That would make me so mad if someone commited to buy and then just never sent payment. Do they have a lot of feedback numbers or do they just not care about their rating?

McCrakensx4 said...

Oh I want a 5 day weekend. Hope you all have a great time! And I am with you about the whole food on the brain thing all of the time...makes it hard when you are in a biggest loser comp at work. Hope you get through to that buyer...that just stinks :P