Friday, July 9, 2010

Letters Of Intent

It's Friday and that always means great posts! Check out Julie's blog for more great letters! You are sure to have a laugh or two!


Dear Kate Gosslein,

No one cares. It's over! Time to move on already. Weren't you the one who said that you wanted your show to be "real"???? I'm just saying! You bug me. "Kate Plus 8" makes me want to gag. I enjoyed your show back when you looked and acted like a normal stay-at-home mom. You know, big tee shirts, sweat pants, no make up and messy hair. Now you are just a fake reality TV star. You and your fake tan, fake boobs, tummy tuck, liposuction, salon styled hair, ridiculously white teeth and designer clothes. You are beyond annoying and I can't believe people still watch you for entertainment. Nailing my tongue to a table would be more entertaining than watching you (and your terrible kids for that matter). Grow up, get a clue, act your age and get a real job!


The Woman Who Wants Your Show To Be Canceled So That TLC Can Play More Of The Duggar's 19 Kids And Counting


Dear Facebook,

Stop trying to suggest friends for me. You obviously don't have any idea of who I would like to be friends with so just stop. I don't even know most of these people! Just because we have a mutual friend does not mean I too need to be their friend. You are getting out of hand Facebook. Chill out!


The Woman Who Is Certain You Are Trying To Take Over The World


Dear Daughter,

Your bowl of yogurt is not now, nor will it ever be, a birthday hat. Sorry sweetie. Please stop putting it on your head and singing happy birthday to yourself. You turned 2 in May. It is not July my dear. Give it a rest.


The Lady Who Would Be 60 Years Old By Now If Birthdays Were Up To You


Foursons said...

Oh don't get me started on Kate G. That woman is a train wreck. I'm guessing she needs the show to pay those mortgage payments that are sure to be outrageous.

Those friend suggestions bugs me too on FB. They need to drop that feature.

Thanks for linking up!

LaVonne said...

I absolutely love your letters of intent. I actually laughed out loud today with the birthday hat one. Thanks for that.

Happy Weekend!

Tiffany said...


Yougurt as a birthday hat! That rocks! I need to post the photo of Violet completely enjoying her bowl of ice cream - sounds eerily similar. Two peas in a pod, maybe?

Don't worry - I intend on sleeping right up to my 10:15 massage tomorrow morning! I am so spoiled. But I promise to take lots of photos of our beautiful corner of Colorado for everyone!

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

FB has gotten really annoying lately. Blogging is better and more theraputic.

TLC seems to be obsessed with Kate. The Duggars are cute and real.

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

Tlc is obsessed with Kate. The Duggars are cuter and real.

FB these days is overrated, blogging is better.

Beth Zimmerman said...

Excellent letters! I agree ... Kate and Facebook should get in a complicated relationship and ride off into the sunset together!

Emmy said...

Oh I hope you have taken a picture of the birthday hat, as someday it will be funny... someday way way down the road :)

Yeah and Kate, so so annoying.

Rachel said...

I am cracking up at your letters, and then the comments that followed!

Kate just makes me sad. I think they truly started off just wanting a family and adding a show to the mix just brought out every bad thing. I'd say it's the kids who suffer, but I think TLC watchers are suffering too!

Ahh Facebook... one more reason I update my status once every 2 months... :) What's worse is when someone asks to be your friend and you have NO IDEA who they are, LOL.

Yogurt? Really? I think that deserves a photo! :) Too funny!