Friday, April 29, 2011

Letters Of Intent


Dear Jayce,

Our trip to Orlando is swiftly approaching. For the sanity of our entire family I ask that you please cooperate on the long trip. I know the car isn't you favorite place, but can you pretend it is.... just this once? Well twice actually. I need you to pretend it is on the way home too. We are gonna get to Disney world, even if you kick and scream the whole way. I love you and I just want you to enjoy the ride. Plus, the rest of the family would like to enjoy the ride too.

Love you tons!

Nervous Mommy Who Is Ready For Vacation

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Dear Vacation,

Don't fly by. This is your warning.


Signed,

Soooooo Ready For Vacation

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Dear Cicadas,

The sound you make really freaks me out. I feel as though you may attack at any moment. How long are you planing on hanging around? Not gonna lie, I won't be sad when you are gone. You give me the creeps!

Sincerely,

Not A Bug Fan

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Dear Girl On Commercial,

So you went and saw a movie and then get asked to be in the commercial interview. Neat. I know you were super duper excited. No one wants to be "that" person who says something crazy. Honey, you are that person. Explain to me how the movie you saw was "relate-able". When was the last time you got your arm bitten off by a shark while surfing and worked your butt off to surf again? Oh, never? Well then dear, I just don't know that you can "relate" to it. Perhaps it was realistic. Perhaps it was believable (probably because it really happened!). But I just can't understand how it is relate-able. You got me there.

Sincerely,

Annoyed At Your Response

7 comments:

Jenn Earle said...

haha i love this!

Foursons said...

Yay for vacation! I hope the car ride there AND back go smoothly and pain-free for all.

I'm cracking up that someone related to the girl who got her arm bit off by a shark. 'Cause it's such a common thing to occur, ya know? Bwahahahaha

Thanks for linking up and take lots of pictures on your trip and post every last one of them on your blog. :)

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

Vacation YEAH!

I know what you mean about that commercial. The movie is good though.

Rachel said...

Lucky you with the vacation! And maybe this will be the turning point for Jayce and car trips?

Have so so so SO much fun!

Heather said...

I suggest you buy some mickey mouse shaped ear plugs...things are gonna get loud ;)

Kara @ His, Hers and Ours said...

Yay for an Orlando vacation. It's where I grew up, and get to visit often. It should be a great time to go because school isn't out yet, and it's not July. Good luck with your car trip!! And I hope your vacation crawls....

Came your way via Julie @ Foursons. :) Happy Weekend!

Emmy said...

Well maybe she had her arm bit off by a shark too :). Lol that is funny.

I hope your trip is wonderful! And car rides are never fun