Thursday, February 10, 2011

Uh.... ummmmm.....

I so can't think of anything to really post about. I just finished sewing a valence for Jayce's room and apparently it took all of my creative juices for the day. Bummer. So instead, I thought I would share some random things about me. Because you so care, right? That's what I though. Here we go.

I can touch my nose with my tongue

I have "monkey feet"

With those monkey feet I can play some Super Nintendo games

Also with those monkey feet I can strike a cigarette lighter

I can't dance (not even a little) and won't dance (not even a little) unless it is with my kids

I can play the piano.... a little (with my hands, not my feet)

I do multiplication on my fingers.... because I never memorized them in 3rd grade

I was 12 years old before I was tall enough to ride a roller coaster

Since then I haven't grown more than 2 and a half inches

I can quote Forrest Gump word.for.word. (funny I can memorize that and not multiplication tables)

So, will you sleep better tonight knowing that? No? Well I am sorry. Perhaps tomorrow I will have something philosophical, uplifting, helpful or humorous to say, but today that's all ya' get. Happy Thursday everyone!


Beth Zimmerman said...

You have very talented feet ... and fingers! :) My daughter does multiplication by tapping on the side of her fist. I have never understood it and never will but it works for her!

Tiffany said...

Well I feel better now! Thanks!

Rachel said...

I love it! I can touch my tongue to my nose too, ha ha! And I can play a wee bit of piano. But I can't sing... and you can... - but together we could do a song and dance? :)

Now I don't know Forrest Gump, but I can do most of Princess Bride... just ask Tiffany! haha

Heather said...

Ok you don't "multiply" on your fingers, you skip count. And that is ok! I'm not judging you... ;)

Let's go ride some roller coasters!

Emmy said...

This post is awesome. I can pinch people with my toes, but strike a lighter--now that is impressive!

HeatherOz said...

OK! We need some photos and vlogging of all your talents. PLEASE! LOL