Friday, June 11, 2010

Letters Of Intent

Every Friday I read Letters Of Intent. Lots of people link up so I get to read lots of them. I finally figured I would join in on the fun! So every Friday I will have a new Letter Of Intent to share on my blog. I hope you will enjoy my venting :-)

Dear LOUD singing Wal-Mart Greeter,

You make me nervous. There is no need to sing at the top of your lungs while you are doing your job. A simple "Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart" would suffice. I think it is safe to say that you make everyone in the store uncomfortable. Do you realize that no one likes going to Wal-Mart in the first place? You make me like it even less. When I come into a store to shop I don't particularly expect to hear a man belting out gospel music. Don't get me wrong, I am a Christian and love to worship the Lord with music too... just not at Wal-Mart. Sorry. When I enter the store and you are at the door I came in, I make sure to go out the other door when I leave just to avoid you. I am sure some people think you are cute and sweet... but you don't fool me. Do your job and get me a buggy that has good turning wheels, doesn't pull to the left or right drastically and doesn't BUMP BUMP BUMP the whole way through the store. I would like you to do your job so that my shopping experience is happier. So basically... stop singing and try doing your job. That would really be great.


The Woman Who Didn't Go To Wal-Mart To Get A Headache!


Foursons said...

Bwahahahaha! That is hilarious and I'd love to see video. :D

Thanks for linking up!

the Spocks said...

You have joined the cool kids club sometimes it is ok to grumble. Great letter!!! Have a great weekend!

Beth said...

One more reason to dislike the people of Wal Mart (have you SEEN those pictures? at least they're silent.) Nice to meet you. Just dropping by from LoI.

Beth said...

p.s. following :)