Thursday, June 16, 2011

Letters Of Intent


Have you been disappointed by your favorite blogger lately? Have you received nasty comments on your blog that are worthy of a whole blog post devoted just to them? Has life thrown you some curveballs? Does your spouse write things on Facebook that embarrass you? Speaking of Facebook, are you tired of people airing their dirty laundry disguised as a status? Or maybe you won the lottery and you want to let me know you plan on sharing your windfall with me! Well tell me about it…in letter form of course. Write the who, what, when, where, and why of it all. Grab the button from my sidebar and link up at the bottom. I look forward to your Letters of Intent!

Be sure to visit Foursons for more great letters!




Dear Lula Mae,

Summer has officially started. I don't have to look at the calender or check the weather. All I have to do is look at your legs....
Mosquito bites. I'm shocked they didn't fly away with you to be honest.

Bruises. Lots and lots of bruises. If "summer time legs" was listed in the dictionary, they could put your picture beside it.

Love,

Your Mommy Who Is Worried People Will Wonder If We Beat You By The Looks Of Your Legs

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Dear Junk Food,

Due to my inability to make good choices I am requesting that from here on out you taste like healthy foods. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Girl Who Loves You A Little Too Much

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Dear Healthy Food,

Due to my inability to make good choices I am requesting that from here on out you taste like junk foods. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Girl Who Loves The Taste Of Taste

7 comments:

Rachel said...

Oh gosh - I feel bad for laughing, but you are SPOT ON with this post!

Poor Lula Mae! Those buggers sure got her!

And what do you do when your kid gets bruises on his BACK?!?! UGH

The health/junk food switcheroo - now THAT is a stroke of genius!

ferry'zPROFESSION said...

OMG!!! poor Lula, I guess those bad mosquitoes love your legs. Tsk tsk tsk... You need to see your doctor ASAP!!!

>> hehehe, big luaghs ^_~ i am wishing that too!! hehehe...

Foursons said...

Lovin' the new look!

Those mosquito bites look terrible. I am allergic to their bites and so sympathize with her right now.

If you work out that healthy food/junk food thing please let me know. I need to know the secret.

Thanks for linking up!

sara said...

man, if you figure out how to make healthy food taste good....let me know!!! this from another girl with NO willpower!!

Beth Zimmerman said...

I'm so with you on the food switch! :) And as for Lula Mae ... those are some cute little legs ... bites, bruises and all!

Heather said...

Ditto on the junk food/healthy food.

Also, where is my "Dear Heather, stop leaving the country like you love Jesus or something" letter? hmmm?

Emmy said...

Lol! Oh wouldn't it be grand if food was really like that.
And her poor legs- I hate misquotes. Alex has bruises all over her legs too.