Letters Of Intent

FRIDAY!!!!!! I love Friday's. It's time for Letters Of Intent. Don't forget to go to Foursons to read more great letters!


Dear Acne,

I was told that I would "grow out" of you. I was under the assumption that you were just going to stick around and make my high school years miserable. I guess I should have seen this coming though. I was also told by the same woman *cough cough* MOM *cough cough* that I needed to be fat in 4th and 5th grade so I could grow taller. And I quote.... "You have to grow outward so you can grow upward!".Lies. All lies. I have not grown and inch since then and YOU are still all over my face! I have used every product out there, and you still insist on sticking around. Why? What is so great about my face? I'm sure you could find a fantastic hormonal teenage face to jump on. Do you know how much it stinks to have a two year old tell you that there are boo-boos on your face? Yeah, it stings a little. So, if you don't mind, I would like to live the rest of my life without you. Now go away before I have to cover up all the mirrors in my house!

Sincerly,

The Lady With Boo-Boo's On Her Face

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Dear Kate,

Remember when I told you it was over? Well, I have confirmation for you. I know these pictures are sideways, but I took them with my phone. Lets take a gander....

Hey what's that? Oh, it's your books. Neat.
Wait, what does that sticker say... lets get a better look, shall we?

$3.00? Yep, three whole bucks! But that's the smaller book. How much is the big one?

Oh, $3.00. That's a steal!

Yes Kate, your books are in the $3.00 bargain book bin at Big Lots. Is that enough proof for you? Please get a real job already.

Sincerely,

The Crazy Lady In Big Lots Taking Pictures With Her Phone

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Dear Eric & Heather,

We are so glad we could help you guys out while you are on your mission trip to Costa Rica. We will "Wii sit" for you anytime! It is really no trouble at all. We feel the need to tell you though that we are planing on beasting your top scores. We are gonna stay up late every night and play Wii Fit and Wii Fit Plus like it is our job and we are getting paid! Eric, just so you know, I totally tore up your soccer score last night. How about 500 points! WOO HOO! Heather, I plan on reclaiming my ski jump tonight. It's mine and you know it! We so can't wait for you two to come back. Mainly because Lula Mae is missing you terribly, but also because we can't wait to see your faces when you see all the first place spots are ours! Mmmmwwwahahahaha! Have a great time though and don't worry about a thing! Love you guys!

Love,

The New Soccer Champion! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!