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Dear Kate Gosslein,
No one cares. It's over! Time to move on already. Weren't you the one who said that you wanted your show to be "real"???? I'm just saying! You bug me. "Kate Plus 8" makes me want to gag. I enjoyed your show back when you looked and acted like a normal stay-at-home mom. You know, big tee shirts, sweat pants, no make up and messy hair. Now you are just a fake reality TV star. You and your fake tan, fake boobs, tummy tuck, liposuction, salon styled hair, ridiculously white teeth and designer clothes. You are beyond annoying and I can't believe people still watch you for entertainment. Nailing my tongue to a table would be more entertaining than watching you (and your terrible kids for that matter). Grow up, get a clue, act your age and get a real job!
Sincerely,
The Woman Who Wants Your Show To Be Canceled So That TLC Can Play More Of The Duggar's 19 Kids And Counting
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Dear Facebook,
Stop trying to suggest friends for me. You obviously don't have any idea of who I would like to be friends with so just stop. I don't even know most of these people! Just because we have a mutual friend does not mean I too need to be their friend. You are getting out of hand Facebook. Chill out!
Sincerely,
The Woman Who Is Certain You Are Trying To Take Over The World
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Dear Daughter,
Your bowl of yogurt is not now, nor will it ever be, a birthday hat. Sorry sweetie. Please stop putting it on your head and singing happy birthday to yourself. You turned 2 in May. It is not July my dear. Give it a rest.
Love,
The Lady Who Would Be 60 Years Old By Now If Birthdays Were Up To You