
Dear Jayce,
Our trip to Orlando is swiftly approaching. For the sanity of our entire family I ask that you please cooperate on the long trip. I know the car isn't you favorite place, but can you pretend it is.... just this once? Well twice actually. I need you to pretend it is on the way home too. We are gonna get to Disney world, even if you kick and scream the whole way. I love you and I just want you to enjoy the ride. Plus, the rest of the family would like to enjoy the ride too.
Love you tons!
Nervous Mommy Who Is Ready For Vacation
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Dear Vacation,
Don't fly by. This is your warning.
Signed,
Soooooo Ready For Vacation
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Dear Cicadas,
The sound you make really freaks me out. I feel as though you may attack at any moment. How long are you planing on hanging around? Not gonna lie, I won't be sad when you are gone. You give me the creeps!
Sincerely,
Not A Bug Fan
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Dear Girl On Commercial,
So you went and saw a movie and then get asked to be in the commercial interview. Neat. I know you were super duper excited. No one wants to be "that" person who says something crazy. Honey, you are that person. Explain to me how the movie you saw was "relate-able". When was the last time you got your arm bitten off by a shark while surfing and worked your butt off to surf again? Oh, never? Well then dear, I just don't know that you can "relate" to it. Perhaps it was realistic. Perhaps it was believable (probably because it really happened!). But I just can't understand how it is relate-able. You got me there.
Sincerely,
Annoyed At Your Response