Letters Of Intent

Happy Friday Bloggy friends! I'm super happy because Friday is cheat day. What is a cheat day..... well it is the one day of the week the Hubster and I can go NUTS and eat whatever we want. I feel some Marble Slab in my future! Anyhoo, I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Be sure to hop on over to Julie's blog and read more great letters!



Dear Fellow Drivers,

There has been a breakthrough in automotive technology. It's a big one folks, huge in fact! Are you ready for this? It's called a turning signal! (gasp!) Since this is a new and very difficult piece of technology, I feel the need go over how to properly use them. Feel free to take notes. No really, TAKE NOTES!

1. Locate the lever on the left side of the steering column (or possibly on the right side).
2. To signal a left turn, push the lever down (opposite if lever is on the right).
3. To signal a right turn, push the lever up (opposite if lever is on the right).
4. Once the lever has been moved up or down, a blinking arrow will appear on your dashboard, somewhere in the vicinity of your speedometer.
5. Proceed with caution and complete your turn.... not too slow... not too fast.
   

I know what you are thinking.... "How will I ever be able to use such a complicated piece of equipment? What ever will I do!" Do not panic. It really is easier than it sounds. The turning signal is your friend. Use it wisely..... when I say "wisely" I really mean every time you turn. Now that we have discussed how to properly use a turning signal, I will be on the look out for any improper use. It really is helpful to know what move you and your vehicle are going to be making, BEFORE you make said move. Look over your notes frequently, please. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Fed Up With People Who Can't Operate A Vehicle Properly

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Dear Coke-a-Cola,

Why, why, why are you so yummy and delicious? You are nothing but a liquid candy bar. Liquid candy bars do not help me lose my pregnancy weight. You are so terrible for me! I'm so close. Please stop tasting so good or being so bad..... one of the two!

Love,

Slightly In Love.... Okay, Totally Addicted!