Letters Of Intent

Happy Friday everyone! What a week it has been, and what a weekend we have ahead of us! It's going to be a long one for us! Lets get the weekend kicked off right with some Letters of Intent! Be sure to visit Julie's blog for more great letters!



Dear Body,

Thank you for your cooperation with the whole loosing weight thing. We aren't quite there yet, but we are closer than we were, so I'm happy. One quick thing. Is there any way you could learn to live off of less sleep? It would really help me out if you could. I would be able to get so much more done if you did. I think it would eliminate this whole feeling exhausted thing. So not cool. Plus, when you are tired, could you just fall asleep? If you are that tired why do you feel it necessary to toss and turn? You are killing me! You have two choices really. Learn to live off of 4 hours of sleep, or quit with the whole insomnia thing! Really, I'm sick of looking like I have two black eyes. Work with me here!

Love,

Your Owner Who Can Hardly Hold Her Eyes Open

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Dear House,

I'm sorry I have neglected you. I know you need to be vacuumed, trust me I do. The vacuum kicked the bucket this week. Trust me, next month a vacuum is top of the list in the necessities budget. I promise! This month, however, I am going to beg and borrow. I am sure someone will lend me a vacuum so that I can get you looking to your old self again. Plus, I know you need dusting. I can't tell you the duster broke.... becaue I am still in working condition. All I can say is.... I"M TIRED! Plus my OCD will not allow me to dust before I vacuum. I just can't! I tried, I really did...... but I started to feel nauseous thinking about how the vacuum was just going to make it all dusty again!!!!! *breath* Sorry.... It is as hard on me as it is on you, okay? So cut me a little slack. I just took 4 bags of stuff to Salvation Army. That should make you happy. Just know that I love you and will resume my normal Hitler cleaning as soon as I can.

Love,

Your OCD Owner Who Is Screaming On The Inside Because Your Carpet Is Not Fluffy!!!!